douchestrider:

lyxdelsic:

"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops

nipnops

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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punacceptable:

  • do not glorify cutting
  • do not glorify aneroxia or ed’s
  • do not glorify apathy
  • do not glorify hating yourself
  • do not glorify anxiety
  • do not glorify mental disorders
  • do not glorify suicide
  • do not do not do not do not do not do NOT

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pizza guy: *picks up phone*
pizza guy: hi thanks for calling what would you like?
ellen: yeah i'd like to get about four large cheese pizzas please
pizza guy: delivery or pick-up?
ellen: delivery
pizza guy: and where would you like them to be delivered?
ellen: the oscars
pizza guy:
pizza guy:
pizza guy:
pizza guy: the fuck u mean

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

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n-ostalgicyouth:

The end.

what-a-nice-blog:

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY

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